“The rules are pretty standard across most major American cities. Take your backpack off on the train. Move in from the door after boarding the train so others can get on behind you. Let others off the train before bumrushing it. Watch your TikToks or whatever the new trend is with headphones on. Walk on the left side of the escalator - people have places to be. It is called public transit for a reason,” he shouted, at no one in particular, while standing in his front yard and staring directly into the sun. Later that night, while he inventoried the condiments in the refrigerator and checked expiration dates, he made a mental list of all the ways he could improve the efficiency of his local deli counter if only someone would put him in charge.
“The rules are pretty standard across most major American cities. Take your backpack off on the train. Move in from the door after boarding the train so others can get on behind you. Let others off the train before bumrushing it. Watch your TikToks or whatever the new trend is with headphones on. Walk on the left side of the escalator - people have places to be. It is called public transit for a reason,” he shouted, at no one in particular, while standing in his front yard and staring directly into the sun. Later that night, while he inventoried the condiments in the refrigerator and checked expiration dates, he made a mental list of all the ways he could improve the efficiency of his local deli counter if only someone would put him in charge.